June 2012
maledictor:
I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets
May 2012
ander-son:
finnickerr:
Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
I am eight but I will soon benign
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Everyone seems to think they're the 'fandom that...
trumpetsandbookmarks:
themodwolves:
Try being a Booshlr.
gehbiahblue:
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
partycrocanthem:
shout out to mom and dad for not naming me Mildred
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sunflowersforamy:
freecocaine:
jennielawrence:
can we just stop hating everybody and love everybody and go back to only hating chris brown
#i actually get really pissed at chris brown and how he still has a career #like…did anyone not read the police report about that night
#i get really worried about society when there are chris brown posts #and they’re tagged with: #idgaf haters...
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colinfirth:
I need a job but not because I need to be an adult or anything mostly I want dvd boxsets of tv shows and food.
How I want to be cheered up if I'm down.
egifany:
tupacabra:
tupacabra:
you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1!
nevermind i found it
poppy-lockstockings:
mad-man-with-a-scarf:
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
blainiacs:
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
“Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever;...”
– An Abundance of Katherines by John Green (via robinisthebride)
asbutt:
my OTP doesn’t need to be canon because it’s canon in my heart