February 2012
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
The Venn Diagram of guys who don’t like smart girls and guys you don’t want to...
– John Green (via gayer-than-glee)
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true friends are people you can capslock with to no end without being judged.
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There is no fucking way I’m staying home for uni. I’m getting out of here as soon as fucking possible.
postmodernblues:
I just saw on the Glasgow tag that One Direction fans are camping at the SECC tonight to buy tickets tomorrow morning.
Noel Gallagher’s playing the SECC tonight.
This could be the greatest clash of people Glasgow has ever seen.
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Really need to get ready to go out, but I’m tired and this chair is so comfy.
When someone doesn't understand your sarcasm, and...
cl0der:
For lent, I have decided to give up sexual innuendos
It’s so hard